OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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