whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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