But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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