The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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