This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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