Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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