there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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