I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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