I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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