We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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