its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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