I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
This baby is an asshole
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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