Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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