awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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