i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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