Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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