i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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