btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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