Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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