Duck Duck Cougar?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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