Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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