Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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