so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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