love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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