508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
home. puking in laundry basket.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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