yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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