oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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