her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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