why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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