Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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