sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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