it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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