Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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