It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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