I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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