You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I'm really busy with my period
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