his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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