YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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