So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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