Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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