I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize
