Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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