She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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