butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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