The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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