North Korea, Best Korea!
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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