She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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