You just made me feel so damn special
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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