now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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