You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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