Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she woke up with a sticky ear
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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