Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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