Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
