So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I love having hate sex.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize