she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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