Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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